Where’s that post that’s like “I can’t buy expensive things like plane tickets on my phone, I have to use my laptop, big purchases are for the big screen”
Because apparently this is a literal actual thing that retailers hate cuz you think more before spending a lot of money, they want you to spend a lot without thinking about it so much
Keep buying Big Things on the Big Screen, it’s healthy for you financially to think before spending a lot of money!
i need 40yo me come from the future right fucking now and say don’t worry wait a little longer it’s gonna be okay you’ll find your place
thank you 40yo me from the future but it’s worrying that you still have tumblr
hey is it okay if i eat my nature valley oats and honey granola bar here. yeah its the kind that comes as a two pack and immediately disintegrates into millions of annoying crumbs. its okay my ants that follow me everywhere will eat them. youll have ants now though.
me: fuuuuck… i really feel like this dish needs a little something extra …..
the flavorful garlic: